Fabricio Werdum

Fabricio Werdum, v. (in MMA) to pull off a huge upset in a stellar fight; to defeat an opponent in a spectacular fashion.

Ex. I'm gonna Fabricio Werdum you so that all gamblers who bet on you lose.

Synonyms: Matt Serra, Gabriel Gonzaga

Bootcamp Day 1

Wake up. Check Facebook account. Check Twitter account. Check Plurk account. Check Yahoo! Mail. Take a bath. Groom self. Walk to street. Wait for jeepney. Ride jeepney. Stop at bus terminal. Cross street. Wait for bus. Queue. Ride bus. Stop at office building. Enter building. Take elevator to designated floor. Enter room. Log in. Sit. Leave things at desk. Take restroom. Fix self. Take a breather. Wash and dry hands. Have a cup of coffee. Go back to room. Sit. Sip coffee. Wait for facilitator. Chat a little with friends. Listen to lecture. Do exercise. Take morning snack. Continue exercise. Take lunch. Take restroom. Take power nap. Listen to continuation of lecture. Do exercise. Take afternoon snack. Continue exercise. Log out. Take elevator to ground floor. Exit building. Walk to bus stop. Queue. Ride bus. Stop at mall. Take dinner. Take overpass. Walk to jeepney stop. Ride jeepney. Stop along street near house. Walk to house. Undress. Change clothes. Fix self. Check Facebook account. Check Twitter account. Check Plurk account. Check Yahoo! Mail. Prepare things for tomorrow. Take Minute Maid break. Prepare for evening ritual. Groom self. Prepare bed. Hit the sack. Zzz...